dykejezebel:

into the spiderverse is sexy in many ways but one of those ways is how it’s telling people that don’t really read the comics that peter parker/spiderman is his own person and he/his character development isn’t contingent upon fucking tony stark. whether he’s a successful, loved new york icon that does christmas albums or he’s an out of shape divorced man, he did all that himself. he built himself up, he made his own suit, his own tech, his own name. he’s spiderman, not tony stank’s pseudo-child.

(via wyrmwizard)

nomzoms:

analyticalsenshi:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

beautyandthepriest:

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

my hand slipped

(via susiron)

feedeeadventures:

butmuhgains:

meco-official:

loafed-beans:

meco-official:

gaypunching:

It’s that time of year again!

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

(via peachy--memes)

amirrorcalledthemoon:

amirrorcalledthemoon:

amirrorcalledthemoon:

amirrorcalledthemoon:

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuuuuuh bi pride?

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuuuuuuh pan pride?

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuuuuuuuh ace pride?

hey you guys want some fuckin uuuh aro pride?

(via deltaruneinfused)

shinebrightlikeamaryam:

cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay:

catchymemes:

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light 

The perfect symmetry of this plant 

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole 

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons 

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt. 

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds 

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him 

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer 

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland 

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today 

This was so satisfying 

Wow this person sure does have a lot of unique, shareable things happen to them…

(via easilyhumored)

honeycurl:

healing takes time, don’t stress yourself out trying to force yourself to be ok

(via animalcrossingnewhorizons)

mrblookes:

cashesmith:

whitelivesdontmatter:

if you still like chris brown you ugly

I’m ugly then 😐

you sure are girl!

(via tardis-mouse)

lesbwian:

i’m thinking about these mitski tweets…….

(via sleepy-inu-archives)